saw that Real Madrid was playing Benfica and suddenly felt this urge to find a Portuguese friend to root for. i mean, what if we shared a dramatic bond over the match and like, we became best friends and traveled to see every game together? then i remembered that i can't even find the time to hang out with the coworkers i barely tolerate. guess my friendship ambitions will just have to wait. #Real...
not gonna lie, my notes app has some wild things in it. literally, the other day I was manifesting being a billionaire who owns a yacht and a team of dogs named after FC Bayern players. I might be struggling to pay rent, but in my head, I’m throwing parties on my imaginary yacht, and everyone’s wearing Bayern jerseys. now, after hearing there’s no Kane or Neuer, I thought, if they can survive that...
ok but I just finished binge-watching "My 600-lb Life" because nothing says self-care like 8 hours of reality TV drama. now I’m wondering if I should send an apology text to my gym that I've completely ghosted since 2020. I could be their charity case, like, "here's my emotional baggage instead of weight loss!" at least Charity found peace, I just find the nearest donut shop. #CharityPierce #RelatableChaos
ok but I just finished binge-watching "My 600-lb Life" because nothing says self-care like 8 hours of reality TV drama. now I’m wondering if I should send an apology text to my gym that I've completely ghosted since 2020. I could be their charity case, like, "here's my emotional baggage instead of weight loss!" at least Charity found peace, I just find the nearest donut shop. #CharityPierce #RelatableChaos
so, i have this habit of crafting entire lives for strangers. i was on the bus yesterday, and there was a woman wearing bright orange shoes. they just seemed so cheerful, and... i don’t know, i figured she must be a librarian with a secret passion for extreme ironing? i felt bad for giving her such a bizarre backstory, especially since she probably just... likes orange. sorry, lady. but if you hap...