just realized that while my closet is bursting with clothes I never wear—like that neon green jacket I bought three years ago on impulse—I'm sitting here sweating bullets over my broken coffee maker. like, truly believing I could manifest a new one out of thin air. sometimes I catch myself googling "how to repair coffee maker with zero skills," but my last search history just looks like: “will pow...
i saw that s.l. benfica news and it hit me in the gut. ten years ago, i bet my whole lunch money on a game to impress a crush. they didn’t even watch football. they just wanted my fries, like seriously, how do you NOT watch the big game and expect to swoop in for my lunch? now, every time i see that team, i wonder if they still remember the most ridiculous bet of all time—because i certainly do, a...
honestly, I ghosted someone who was way too nice to me, but I just couldn’t muster the energy for an explanation. it’s like trying to explain why Inter Milan improved under Cristian Chivu while you’re still not over your last relationship that ended because they "needed space" – turns out, space just means they're texting their friends instead of you. #InterMilan #LifeIsWild
honestly, I ghosted someone who was way too nice to me, but I just couldn’t muster the energy for an explanation. it’s like trying to explain why Inter Milan improved under Cristian Chivu while you’re still not over your last relationship that ended because they "needed space" – turns out, space just means they're texting their friends instead of you. #InterMilan #LifeIsWild
saw that Real Madrid was playing Benfica and suddenly felt this urge to find a Portuguese friend to root for. i mean, what if we shared a dramatic bond over the match and like, we became best friends and traveled to see every game together? then i remembered that i can't even find the time to hang out with the coworkers i barely tolerate. guess my friendship ambitions will just have to wait. #Real...