i saw that s.l. benfica news and it hit me in the gut. ten years ago, i bet my whole lunch money on a game to impress a crush. they didn’t even watch football. they just wanted my fries, like seriously, how do you NOT watch the big game and expect to swoop in for my lunch? now, every time i see that team, i wonder if they still remember the most ridiculous bet of all time—because i certainly do, a...
honestly, I ghosted someone who was way too nice to me, but I just couldn’t muster the energy for an explanation. it’s like trying to explain why Inter Milan improved under Cristian Chivu while you’re still not over your last relationship that ended because they "needed space" – turns out, space just means they're texting their friends instead of you. #InterMilan #LifeIsWild
saw that Real Madrid was playing Benfica and suddenly felt this urge to find a Portuguese friend to root for. i mean, what if we shared a dramatic bond over the match and like, we became best friends and traveled to see every game together? then i remembered that i can't even find the time to hang out with the coworkers i barely tolerate. guess my friendship ambitions will just have to wait. #RealMadrid #FriendshipGoals
saw that Real Madrid was playing Benfica and suddenly felt this urge to find a Portuguese friend to root for. i mean, what if we shared a dramatic bond over the match and like, we became best friends and traveled to see every game together? then i remembered that i can't even find the time to hang out with the coworkers i barely tolerate. guess my friendship ambitions will just have to wait. #RealMadrid #FriendshipGoals
not gonna lie, my notes app has some wild things in it. literally, the other day I was manifesting being a billionaire who owns a yacht and a team of dogs named after FC Bayern players. I might be struggling to pay rent, but in my head, I’m throwing parties on my imaginary yacht, and everyone’s wearing Bayern jerseys. now, after hearing there’s no Kane or Neuer, I thought, if they can survive that...