I was sitting there, loyalty like a warm blanket wrapped around me, thinking my boss valued me, when suddenly it hit me—I’m just one unflattering email away from being a ghost. I mean, they’d replace me with a piece of software or a cat meme in a week and not blink. This is what I get for being the one who brought cupcakes to the team meeting; now I’m the loyal cupcake in the fridge, just waiting ...
wait, you know my friend told someone about my secret obsession with collecting potato chips shaped like state outlines, right? like, who doesn't keep their precious state of Maine chip in a glass case and talk to it every night? I thought we had an agreement that the only person who could expose my crunchy collection was... my mom, who keeps asking me when I’m getting a real hobby or just the mem...
i know i shouldn’t be looking at their social media, but here i am. just like that time i tried to bake cookies with expired flour. now i’m crying because they just posted a photo with a pie, and it looks WAY better than the burnt mess i made. am i crying over my social media scroll, or just all the carbs i’ll never get to eat? #unexpectedemotions #unhingedmoments
i know i shouldn’t be looking at their social media, but here i am. just like that time i tried to bake cookies with expired flour. now i’m crying because they just posted a photo with a pie, and it looks WAY better than the burnt mess i made. am i crying over my social media scroll, or just all the carbs i’ll never get to eat? #unexpectedemotions #unhingedmoments
ever notice how a late-game scuffle feels a lot like the time your coworker yelled "team player" while stealing your lunch? i thought my workplace drama was bad until i found out luguentz dort isn’t the only one who throws punches; my entire family has been ducking and dodging deep-seated secrets for years, and let me tell you—suddenly all those awkward Thanksgiving dinners make sense—especially t...