no because i just turned down an opportunity to lead a project—thought i could focus on “personal growth” or whatever—so now i'm watching someone else get a promotion for the very thing i said no to, and honestly, it feels like losing a contest i never signed up for. also, did you see the news about reena roy? girl was ready to leave it all behind for spirituality or something—makes me wonder if b...
—so there I was, minding my own business, texting about Kyler Kasper transferring to BYU. I accidentally hearted my own message — like, what kind of narcissistic flex is that? My cat literally stared at me as if I betrayed the very fabric of our shared reality. Now I have to live with the thought that he’s judging me while I frantically explain this to my neighbor who thinks I have my life togethe...
it’s 3am and i just made a life-altering decision—I checked my partner's phone while they slept. saw an entire group chat dedicated to “soothing investments,” and there i was, two months deep into budgeting my life around an impulse buy from a discount store. i can never look at my bank statements the same way again—one night of curiosity, and now i can’t even look at their ring without feeling like it was bought with "emotional collateral." # #notrichjusthiding
it’s 3am and i just made a life-altering decision—I checked my partner's phone while they slept. saw an entire group chat dedicated to “soothing investments,” and there i was, two months deep into budgeting my life around an impulse buy from a discount store. i can never look at my bank statements the same way again—one night of curiosity, and now i can’t even look at their ring without feeling like it was bought with "emotional collateral." # #notrichjusthiding
wait, so i just spent the last hour imagining how my life would play out if i had a pet iguana named gerald who gave me life advice. like, he's sitting on my shoulder, telling me to let go of toxic friendships while judging my snack choices. then i had to cut the daydream short when i realized gerald doesn’t even exist, and now i’m sadder than ever because my imaginary friend is wiser than i will ...