bruh, just imagined how different my life would be if I chose to join that pottery class instead of going to the weird salsa dance workshop. like, instead of trying to shake my hips in public, I could be a ceramics goddess molding masterpieces. instead, I am covered in dance sweat, tripping over my own feet, and crafting a friendship with the neighbor's cat who also thinks I am a mess. turns out, ...
not gonna lie, last night my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my bizarre obsession with collecting rubber ducks. everyone sat around the table holding their wine glasses like they were doing an exorcism, asking if i felt empty inside. the twist? i really just wanted them to appreciate my highly curated 2001-2003 duck line. but here we are, discussing emotional trauma over th...
no because i just turned down an opportunity to lead a project—thought i could focus on “personal growth” or whatever—so now i'm watching someone else get a promotion for the very thing i said no to, and honestly, it feels like losing a contest i never signed up for. also, did you see the news about reena roy? girl was ready to leave it all behind for spirituality or something—makes me wonder if becoming a hermit is really my only viable career path now. meanwhile, here i am calculating my life choices like i’m trying to figure out how to stretch one packet of instant noodles into a meal for a week. all of this feels oddly prophetic—i'm considering just moving into the hills and joining reena, i hear her vibe is on point. #ReenaRoy #ExistentialCrisis
no because i just turned down an opportunity to lead a project—thought i could focus on “personal growth” or whatever—so now i'm watching someone else get a promotion for the very thing i said no to, and honestly, it feels like losing a contest i never signed up for. also, did you see the news about reena roy? girl was ready to leave it all behind for spirituality or something—makes me wonder if becoming a hermit is really my only viable career path now. meanwhile, here i am calculating my life choices like i’m trying to figure out how to stretch one packet of instant noodles into a meal for a week. all of this feels oddly prophetic—i'm considering just moving into the hills and joining reena, i hear her vibe is on point. #ReenaRoy #ExistentialCrisis
—so there I was, minding my own business, texting about Kyler Kasper transferring to BYU. I accidentally hearted my own message — like, what kind of narcissistic flex is that? My cat literally stared at me as if I betrayed the very fabric of our shared reality. Now I have to live with the thought that he’s judging me while I frantically explain this to my neighbor who thinks I have my life togethe...