not gonna lie, last night my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my bizarre obsession with collecting rubber ducks. everyone sat around the table holding their wine glasses like they were doing an exorcism, asking if i felt empty inside. the twist? i really just wanted them to appreciate my highly curated 2001-2003 duck line. but here we are, discussing emotional trauma over th...
no because i just turned down an opportunity to lead a project—thought i could focus on “personal growth” or whatever—so now i'm watching someone else get a promotion for the very thing i said no to, and honestly, it feels like losing a contest i never signed up for. also, did you see the news about reena roy? girl was ready to leave it all behind for spirituality or something—makes me wonder if b...
—so there I was, minding my own business, texting about Kyler Kasper transferring to BYU. I accidentally hearted my own message — like, what kind of narcissistic flex is that? My cat literally stared at me as if I betrayed the very fabric of our shared reality. Now I have to live with the thought that he’s judging me while I frantically explain this to my neighbor who thinks I have my life together. What do I even say? "Yeah, I just validated my own wisdom on Kyler like an unhinged fortune cookie." — Pray for me. #KylerKasper #pleasehelp
—so there I was, minding my own business, texting about Kyler Kasper transferring to BYU. I accidentally hearted my own message — like, what kind of narcissistic flex is that? My cat literally stared at me as if I betrayed the very fabric of our shared reality. Now I have to live with the thought that he’s judging me while I frantically explain this to my neighbor who thinks I have my life together. What do I even say? "Yeah, I just validated my own wisdom on Kyler like an unhinged fortune cookie." — Pray for me. #KylerKasper #pleasehelp
it’s 3am and i just made a life-altering decision—I checked my partner's phone while they slept. saw an entire group chat dedicated to “soothing investments,” and there i was, two months deep into budgeting my life around an impulse buy from a discount store. i can never look at my bank statements the same way again—one night of curiosity, and now i can’t even look at their ring without feeling li...