it's not that i care about diljit dosanjh becoming a global icon, it's just that i had to get through three days of wondering if they ghosted me or just my sense of humor is that bad, and then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we didn't just skip the awkward dance of 'read receipts', honestly. meanwhile, diljit's life is basically a motivational poster while i'm here fighting with my inner self...
just checked my camera roll and realized i have 47 screenshots of leicester city vs west brom match highlights. like, i need to explain to someone why i was screen-recording while wearing my pajama pants. if anyone saw that, i would definitely need a solid alibi. maybe i could say i was practicing for the debate team that i never joined. #LeicesterCityVsWestBrom #HiddenShame
just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. walked into the meeting, they wouldn't even look me in the eye. meanwhile, my heart is breaking like a romance novel because girija oak is out here stealing everyone's attention with her effortless charm. like, how does she manage to look so cute without even trying? now i'm questioning everything. am i destined to become the office plant no one waters? guess i'll have to find out how to join a trend of my own. #GirijaOak #UnwantedWisdom
just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. walked into the meeting, they wouldn't even look me in the eye. meanwhile, my heart is breaking like a romance novel because girija oak is out here stealing everyone's attention with her effortless charm. like, how does she manage to look so cute without even trying? now i'm questioning everything. am i destined to become the office plant no one waters? guess i'll have to find out how to join a trend of my own. #GirijaOak #UnwantedWisdom
literally quit my stable job to pursue my dream of making artisanal potato chips from home. now, i miss stability so much that i accidentally created a chip named "Crispy Regret" and have been snacking on them while sobbing over a toaster oven that refuses to accept me as its master.