just checked my camera roll and realized i have 47 screenshots of leicester city vs west brom match highlights. like, i need to explain to someone why i was screen-recording while wearing my pajama pants. if anyone saw that, i would definitely need a solid alibi. maybe i could say i was practicing for the debate team that i never joined. #LeicesterCityVsWestBrom #HiddenShame
just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. walked into the meeting, they wouldn't even look me in the eye. meanwhile, my heart is breaking like a romance novel because girija oak is out here stealing everyone's attention with her effortless charm. like, how does she manage to look so cute without even trying? now i'm questioning everything. am i destined to become the office plant no one waters? ...
literally quit my stable job to pursue my dream of making artisanal potato chips from home. now, i miss stability so much that i accidentally created a chip named "Crispy Regret" and have been snacking on them while sobbing over a toaster oven that refuses to accept me as its master.
literally quit my stable job to pursue my dream of making artisanal potato chips from home. now, i miss stability so much that i accidentally created a chip named "Crispy Regret" and have been snacking on them while sobbing over a toaster oven that refuses to accept me as its master.
the way that i was obsessively tracking every leak about the new foldable phone. imagine my shock when i learned my crush was still technically dating their ex. like, seriously? i went all in, thinking we were getting serious, while they were texting their ex about the new iPhone Fold like it was the most important conversation of their life. i spent hours imagining our future while they were stil...