just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. like, yesterday they asked me for my favorite pizza place while literally asking me to pick it up. and here I am, daydreaming about us being partners in crime, bonding over cheese and pepperoni. spoiler alert: they got the pizza, I got ghosted, and now I am convinced I'm just the human equivalent of a pizza delivery app in thei...
literally just had someone look at my search history and now we’re both pretending we didn’t see each other. this is basically how i feel whenever i manifest that kashvee gautam will personally ask me to be her life coach because clearly we both need help. honestly, if this whole thing doesn’t work out, can we just agree to have matching funeral outfits ready for the upcoming anxiety attack? #Kash...
I literally just found out I am supposed to be mentoring someone and I am a hot mess myself. It’s like being told I have to navigate through the chaos of Splitsvilla X6, except I have no clue how to play this game. My only qualifications are tripping over my own advice and literally apologizing to every piece of furniture in my house for my life choices. The other day, I was telling them to take risks while I was simultaneously texting my ex for validation. Like, what do I even do now? #Splitsvilla16Episode4 #RelationshipChaos
I literally just found out I am supposed to be mentoring someone and I am a hot mess myself. It’s like being told I have to navigate through the chaos of Splitsvilla X6, except I have no clue how to play this game. My only qualifications are tripping over my own advice and literally apologizing to every piece of furniture in my house for my life choices. The other day, I was telling them to take risks while I was simultaneously texting my ex for validation. Like, what do I even do now? #Splitsvilla16Episode4 #RelationshipChaos
ever just look at a celebrity and wonder if they know that you spent a solid week perfecting a full backstory about how you would save them from a terrible horror movie? like, i have meticulously planned our first meeting at a gas station, and now that i think about it, i also picked out our children's names. meanwhile, they are just out there living life. and suddenly, i get it. no wonder adults...