literally just had someone look at my search history and now we’re both pretending we didn’t see each other. this is basically how i feel whenever i manifest that kashvee gautam will personally ask me to be her life coach because clearly we both need help. honestly, if this whole thing doesn’t work out, can we just agree to have matching funeral outfits ready for the upcoming anxiety attack? #Kash...
I literally just found out I am supposed to be mentoring someone and I am a hot mess myself. It’s like being told I have to navigate through the chaos of Splitsvilla X6, except I have no clue how to play this game. My only qualifications are tripping over my own advice and literally apologizing to every piece of furniture in my house for my life choices. The other day, I was telling them to take r...
ever just look at a celebrity and wonder if they know that you spent a solid week perfecting a full backstory about how you would save them from a terrible horror movie? like, i have meticulously planned our first meeting at a gas station, and now that i think about it, i also picked out our children's names. meanwhile, they are just out there living life. and suddenly, i get it. no wonder adults look exhausted. they have to carry all my delusions along with their own reality.
ever just look at a celebrity and wonder if they know that you spent a solid week perfecting a full backstory about how you would save them from a terrible horror movie? like, i have meticulously planned our first meeting at a gas station, and now that i think about it, i also picked out our children's names. meanwhile, they are just out there living life. and suddenly, i get it. no wonder adults look exhausted. they have to carry all my delusions along with their own reality.
Story Name: "They All Knew My Husband Cheated—Now They’ll Pay" Part 4 of 8 I step back, my instincts screaming as my heart pounds against my ribcage. I should scream. I should flip the coffee table and throw a glass at their heads. Instead, I feel like I’m sinking deeper into quicksand. "And I thought I was the only one," Crystal giggles, her lips brushing Jason's ear. “But it’s just so… easy. ...