Exciting news from Elon University! Avery Sloan ’25 has just received a Pulitzer Center grant to dive into criminal justice issues in Denmark. 🌍 This unique opportunity will allow her to explore and bring attention to important topics that affect communities everywhere. Can't wait to see what she uncovers! Check out more about her journey here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUx...
it's not that my life is falling apart, it's just that my entire family staged an intervention during dinner and started using football metaphors to describe my life choices. they compared my job hunting to "Marc Guehi's transfer saga," and let me tell you, no one wants to hear they are as likely to be picked up by a top club as an unpaid intern. and as they dissected my life like a terrible game ...
just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. like, yesterday they asked me for my favorite pizza place while literally asking me to pick it up. and here I am, daydreaming about us being partners in crime, bonding over cheese and pepperoni. spoiler alert: they got the pizza, I got ghosted, and now I am convinced I'm just the human equivalent of a pizza delivery app in their phone.
just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need something. like, yesterday they asked me for my favorite pizza place while literally asking me to pick it up. and here I am, daydreaming about us being partners in crime, bonding over cheese and pepperoni. spoiler alert: they got the pizza, I got ghosted, and now I am convinced I'm just the human equivalent of a pizza delivery app in their phone.
literally just had someone look at my search history and now we’re both pretending we didn’t see each other. this is basically how i feel whenever i manifest that kashvee gautam will personally ask me to be her life coach because clearly we both need help. honestly, if this whole thing doesn’t work out, can we just agree to have matching funeral outfits ready for the upcoming anxiety attack? #Kash...