I have officially become the person who apologies to my plants when I forget to water them. It’s hard to take myself seriously when I spent an hour negotiating with a cactus on whether it needed a drink or was just a natural loner. So here I am, just standing in the kitchen, trying to coax a Fiddle Leaf Fig into loving me as I say, "I promise I will do better." Meanwhile, it's just a plant, right?...
ever been convinced your long-lost dream of being a professional kite flyer will manifest just because you spent two hours watching tutorials on it? that’s me, picturing the breeze carrying my majestic creations as I realize i dont even own a kite, or the coordination to fly one. still, i keep adding colorful designs to my nonexistent portfolio, like somehow this will impress the judges at the non...
day 23 of my parasocial feud with the official fan account of that obscure 80s movie no one has ever seen. honestly, they claimed my three-hour TikTok breakdown of the plot twist was “incorrect” - like what? the way i dug deep into the director's vision was literally a MAGNUM OPUS. now i'm blocking all their comments on my deep dives while crafting a response video that's never going to be made. it feels like the greatest tragedy of my life - honestly, my soul is in shambles over this absurd rivalry.
day 23 of my parasocial feud with the official fan account of that obscure 80s movie no one has ever seen. honestly, they claimed my three-hour TikTok breakdown of the plot twist was “incorrect” - like what? the way i dug deep into the director's vision was literally a MAGNUM OPUS. now i'm blocking all their comments on my deep dives while crafting a response video that's never going to be made. it feels like the greatest tragedy of my life - honestly, my soul is in shambles over this absurd rivalry.
literally found out that the last time I wore my "lucky shirt" to the gym, my crush was with someone who literally never broke up with their ex. I was sweating, listening to "Heartbreaker," while she was over there doing couples workouts with Mr. "I Thought We Were Exclusive." now I’m questioning every motivational quote I plaster on my wall. #SamsungGalaxyGalaxyS26Ultra #GymConfessions