wait, so john mcenroe is in the news, and i just turned down a crazy opportunity because i felt "not ready" while watching someone else snag it like it was a new iPhone drop. my brain was like “stay humble” while my heart screamed “who are you kidding?” so here i am, scrolling through their posts with an edge of envy. if only i had the courage to pick up my own metaphorical racket instead of just ...
not gonna lie, i met this person once, right? and now we have a full plan for our future pets. i named a dog “rose” and a cat “namajunas.” i had literally forgotten their name until they texted me about the fight tonight, and suddenly i'm deep in delusion. do i even like pets? how did this happen? #Namajunas #UnexpectedConnections
no because i just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. and now i'm contemplating throwing myself into a river like it's the narmada, except the water is my tears. do i even deserve this life? did i sign a secret contract to become a tragic figure? will they hold a huge ceremony for me on narmada jayanti to honor my misplaced loyalty? asking for a friend who also wishes they could disappear in dramatic fashion. #NarmadaJayanti #ExistentialCrisis
no because i just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. and now i'm contemplating throwing myself into a river like it's the narmada, except the water is my tears. do i even deserve this life? did i sign a secret contract to become a tragic figure? will they hold a huge ceremony for me on narmada jayanti to honor my misplaced loyalty? asking for a friend who also wishes they could disappear in dramatic fashion. #NarmadaJayanti #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i care about fictional relationships, it’s just that my celebrity crush started dating a cartoon character and suddenly i feel like i’m in a twisted love triangle. like, how can a character with no flaws capture my heart when my crush could just call me for a chat and realize i'm literally the main character in our story? can’t they just live in a different dimension? it feels person...