not gonna lie, i met this person once, right? and now we have a full plan for our future pets. i named a dog “rose” and a cat “namajunas.” i had literally forgotten their name until they texted me about the fight tonight, and suddenly i'm deep in delusion. do i even like pets? how did this happen? #Namajunas #UnexpectedConnections
no because i just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. and now i'm contemplating throwing myself into a river like it's the narmada, except the water is my tears. do i even deserve this life? did i sign a secret contract to become a tragic figure? will they hold a huge ceremony for me on narmada jayanti to honor my misplaced loyalty? asking for a friend who also wishes they could d...
it's not that i care about fictional relationships, it’s just that my celebrity crush started dating a cartoon character and suddenly i feel like i’m in a twisted love triangle. like, how can a character with no flaws capture my heart when my crush could just call me for a chat and realize i'm literally the main character in our story? can’t they just live in a different dimension? it feels personal. #jealousofanimations #notcrazyjustdedicated
it's not that i care about fictional relationships, it’s just that my celebrity crush started dating a cartoon character and suddenly i feel like i’m in a twisted love triangle. like, how can a character with no flaws capture my heart when my crush could just call me for a chat and realize i'm literally the main character in our story? can’t they just live in a different dimension? it feels personal. #jealousofanimations #notcrazyjustdedicated
it’s 3 am and my camera roll has exactly thirty-seven photos of rubber ducks. some are in bizarre positions. one is wearing tiny sunglasses. honestly, i think a court could use that evidence to confirm i am not okay.