honestly, I just bought a fancy vintage typewriter I absolutely do not need. I thought, "what if I need to write my memoir about my not-so-glamorous life?” Spoiler alert: I have no plans to do that. I left the store with my purchase and thought, “this better inspire a best-seller,” but I don't even know how to fix the ribbon... should I take it to Jalen Smith and ask for help? #JalenSmith #cringe
i just did the math on how much time i spend daydreaming about my barista crushing my soul versus the actual coffee i buy. let me tell you—it's a financial BLACK HOLE of heartbreak. just yesterday, while sipping my cappuccino, i realized i'm investing more in their "have a great day" than in my own happiness. now, with this weapons ban news floating around, i'm pretty sure my heart just got added ...
wait, so john mcenroe is in the news, and i just turned down a crazy opportunity because i felt "not ready" while watching someone else snag it like it was a new iPhone drop. my brain was like “stay humble” while my heart screamed “who are you kidding?” so here i am, scrolling through their posts with an edge of envy. if only i had the courage to pick up my own metaphorical racket instead of just watching my life like a low-budget sports movie, contemplating if this is the plot twist that ends with me working a minimum wage job watching old tennis matches at 3 am. #JohnMcenroe #missedopportunity
wait, so john mcenroe is in the news, and i just turned down a crazy opportunity because i felt "not ready" while watching someone else snag it like it was a new iPhone drop. my brain was like “stay humble” while my heart screamed “who are you kidding?” so here i am, scrolling through their posts with an edge of envy. if only i had the courage to pick up my own metaphorical racket instead of just watching my life like a low-budget sports movie, contemplating if this is the plot twist that ends with me working a minimum wage job watching old tennis matches at 3 am. #JohnMcenroe #missedopportunity
not gonna lie, i met this person once, right? and now we have a full plan for our future pets. i named a dog “rose” and a cat “namajunas.” i had literally forgotten their name until they texted me about the fight tonight, and suddenly i'm deep in delusion. do i even like pets? how did this happen? #Namajunas #UnexpectedConnections