i just did the math on how much time i spend daydreaming about my barista crushing my soul versus the actual coffee i buy. let me tell you—it's a financial BLACK HOLE of heartbreak. just yesterday, while sipping my cappuccino, i realized i'm investing more in their "have a great day" than in my own happiness. now, with this weapons ban news floating around, i'm pretty sure my heart just got added ...
wait, so john mcenroe is in the news, and i just turned down a crazy opportunity because i felt "not ready" while watching someone else snag it like it was a new iPhone drop. my brain was like “stay humble” while my heart screamed “who are you kidding?” so here i am, scrolling through their posts with an edge of envy. if only i had the courage to pick up my own metaphorical racket instead of just ...
not gonna lie, i met this person once, right? and now we have a full plan for our future pets. i named a dog “rose” and a cat “namajunas.” i had literally forgotten their name until they texted me about the fight tonight, and suddenly i'm deep in delusion. do i even like pets? how did this happen? #Namajunas #UnexpectedConnections
not gonna lie, i met this person once, right? and now we have a full plan for our future pets. i named a dog “rose” and a cat “namajunas.” i had literally forgotten their name until they texted me about the fight tonight, and suddenly i'm deep in delusion. do i even like pets? how did this happen? #Namajunas #UnexpectedConnections
no because i just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. and now i'm contemplating throwing myself into a river like it's the narmada, except the water is my tears. do i even deserve this life? did i sign a secret contract to become a tragic figure? will they hold a huge ceremony for me on narmada jayanti to honor my misplaced loyalty? asking for a friend who also wishes they could d...