does anyone else feel like having kids is the kind of awkward conversation that comes up way too soon, like discussing your internet search history with your grandmother? my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again, while i’m still trying to figure out how to make my plants survive. sorry to my imaginary partner for the pressure to reproduce that i didn’t even know i signed up for. like,...
the way that patrick kane just tied that record - makes me question my entire life. like, here I am, trying to find a hobby that doesn’t involve googling “how to boil water without burning it” while he’s over here racking up points like it’s a video game. should I be inspired, or is it just more embarrassing? i mean, last week my biggest achievement was organizing my snack drawer... and somehow, i...
so i just got the news about the akon and neyo tour—like, my heart literally stopped. i texted my best friend about how we could use this night to escape our financial nightmares. and—oh my god—accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now, he thinks i'm not working because i’m planning my 'big night out' instead of grinding at my desk, which is literally the opposite of the truth! at this point, i'm ready to pitch my idea of "free R&B therapy sessions" to survive this crisis. #AkonAndNeyoTour #ExistentialCrisis
so i just got the news about the akon and neyo tour—like, my heart literally stopped. i texted my best friend about how we could use this night to escape our financial nightmares. and—oh my god—accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now, he thinks i'm not working because i’m planning my 'big night out' instead of grinding at my desk, which is literally the opposite of the truth! at this point, i'm ready to pitch my idea of "free R&B therapy sessions" to survive this crisis. #AkonAndNeyoTour #ExistentialCrisis
day 12 of me stalking a stranger from the train after we locked eyes. now, as I scroll through bridal sites dreaming about our wedding, I learn Saks OFF 5TH is closing, and I start panicking about what kind of discount attire I'm gonna wear to say 'I do.' in a twist of fate, the only place left with my size is… you guessed it, the last Saks OFF 5TH on earth. will we tie the knot in time, or am I j...