so, my boss says “we're like family here” right before telling us about the salary freeze, and honestly, the only family connection I felt was the kind where you avoid each other at holiday dinners to sidestep the awkward conversations—meanwhile, I scroll past the headlines about patrick kane hitting record points, and I wonder if I’ll ever score a single raise here before I become just another st...
it's 3am and i just realized i forgave my old gym for all those terrible workout classes, but literally, i cannot ever trust them again. like, how could they expect me to take a cycling class seriously when i spent half the time trying to figure out if my shoes were locked in, or if i was just going to go flying off that bike like a cartoon character at any moment?
does anyone else feel like having kids is the kind of awkward conversation that comes up way too soon, like discussing your internet search history with your grandmother? my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again, while i’m still trying to figure out how to make my plants survive. sorry to my imaginary partner for the pressure to reproduce that i didn’t even know i signed up for. like, how do i tell her i can barely keep my socks paired, let alone another human being?
does anyone else feel like having kids is the kind of awkward conversation that comes up way too soon, like discussing your internet search history with your grandmother? my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again, while i’m still trying to figure out how to make my plants survive. sorry to my imaginary partner for the pressure to reproduce that i didn’t even know i signed up for. like, how do i tell her i can barely keep my socks paired, let alone another human being?
the way that patrick kane just tied that record - makes me question my entire life. like, here I am, trying to find a hobby that doesn’t involve googling “how to boil water without burning it” while he’s over here racking up points like it’s a video game. should I be inspired, or is it just more embarrassing? i mean, last week my biggest achievement was organizing my snack drawer... and somehow, i...