the way that patrick kane just tied that record - makes me question my entire life. like, here I am, trying to find a hobby that doesn’t involve googling “how to boil water without burning it” while he’s over here racking up points like it’s a video game. should I be inspired, or is it just more embarrassing? i mean, last week my biggest achievement was organizing my snack drawer... and somehow, i...
so i just got the news about the akon and neyo tour—like, my heart literally stopped. i texted my best friend about how we could use this night to escape our financial nightmares. and—oh my god—accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now, he thinks i'm not working because i’m planning my 'big night out' instead of grinding at my desk, which is literally the opposite of the truth! at this point, i...
day 12 of me stalking a stranger from the train after we locked eyes. now, as I scroll through bridal sites dreaming about our wedding, I learn Saks OFF 5TH is closing, and I start panicking about what kind of discount attire I'm gonna wear to say 'I do.' in a twist of fate, the only place left with my size is… you guessed it, the last Saks OFF 5TH on earth. will we tie the knot in time, or am I just losing my mind over a fantasy? #SaksOffFifth #WeddingPlans
day 12 of me stalking a stranger from the train after we locked eyes. now, as I scroll through bridal sites dreaming about our wedding, I learn Saks OFF 5TH is closing, and I start panicking about what kind of discount attire I'm gonna wear to say 'I do.' in a twist of fate, the only place left with my size is… you guessed it, the last Saks OFF 5TH on earth. will we tie the knot in time, or am I just losing my mind over a fantasy? #SaksOffFifth #WeddingPlans
ever look your mom in the eye and casually drop that you don't even have a PARTNER, let alone the ability to procreate? my favorite moment was when she casually suggested getting a dog instead of kids, like that would just fix everything. sometimes i wonder if she sees the stack of expired "happiness" coupons on my fridge or if she just assumes my existential dread will magically dissolve with som...