it's 3am and i just realized i forgave my old gym for all those terrible workout classes, but literally, i cannot ever trust them again. like, how could they expect me to take a cycling class seriously when i spent half the time trying to figure out if my shoes were locked in, or if i was just going to go flying off that bike like a cartoon character at any moment?
does anyone else feel like having kids is the kind of awkward conversation that comes up way too soon, like discussing your internet search history with your grandmother? my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again, while i’m still trying to figure out how to make my plants survive. sorry to my imaginary partner for the pressure to reproduce that i didn’t even know i signed up for. like,...
the way that patrick kane just tied that record - makes me question my entire life. like, here I am, trying to find a hobby that doesn’t involve googling “how to boil water without burning it” while he’s over here racking up points like it’s a video game. should I be inspired, or is it just more embarrassing? i mean, last week my biggest achievement was organizing my snack drawer... and somehow, it still ended with crumbs on my keyboard. #PatrickKane #existentialcrisis
the way that patrick kane just tied that record - makes me question my entire life. like, here I am, trying to find a hobby that doesn’t involve googling “how to boil water without burning it” while he’s over here racking up points like it’s a video game. should I be inspired, or is it just more embarrassing? i mean, last week my biggest achievement was organizing my snack drawer... and somehow, it still ended with crumbs on my keyboard. #PatrickKane #existentialcrisis
so i just got the news about the akon and neyo tour—like, my heart literally stopped. i texted my best friend about how we could use this night to escape our financial nightmares. and—oh my god—accidentally sent it to my boss instead. now, he thinks i'm not working because i’m planning my 'big night out' instead of grinding at my desk, which is literally the opposite of the truth! at this point, i...