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Questions: i wonder if i’m the difficult one, like that last slice of pizza that everyone p…

— so, I’m stuck in this bizarre situation— wondering if the universe has any idea how complicated a Wednesday can really be, right? Aaj ka panchang says it's the day of the Rohini Vrat— while I’m sitting here wondering if I’m spiritually aligned with the person who just ‘ghosted’ me after I opened my heart. Like— do I pray for clarity or a better Wi-Fi connection? Because every time I think I’m mo...

i thought about moving to amsterdam after my last meeting, but honestly, if my notes app got leaked, i’d be on the next flight to a place without extradition treaties. you know, just another day at the office, where i’m busy manifesting love with random people while simultaneously plotting a coup against the coffee machine that constantly burns me. it's either that or convince my coworkers i’m not...

i wonder if i’m the difficult one, like that last slice of pizza that everyone pretends they’re not eyeing but nobody wants to touch, just silently acknowledging its existence while trying to figure out if they can blame the toppings.

i wonder if i’m the difficult one, like that last slice of pizza that everyone pretends they’re not eyeing but nobody wants to touch, just silently acknowledging its existence while trying to figure out if they can blame the toppings.

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