last night, I literally had a revelation about this one kid I bullied in middle school over his unmatched collection of dinosaur figurines. like, who did I think I was? now I can’t stop imagining him living his best life as a paleontologist while I’m here writing Spotify playlists for people who literally will never listen. part of me wants to reach out and apologize, but honestly, he’s probably b...
it’s not that i’m waiting for a response to that ridiculous text. it’s just... i spent way too much time crafting my thoughts on why llamas would make better coworkers than people. now i’m staring at these three dots like they hold the secret to life itself. what if they never respond and now i’m forever known as the “llama advocate” at this party?
— so, I’m stuck in this bizarre situation— wondering if the universe has any idea how complicated a Wednesday can really be, right? Aaj ka panchang says it's the day of the Rohini Vrat— while I’m sitting here wondering if I’m spiritually aligned with the person who just ‘ghosted’ me after I opened my heart. Like— do I pray for clarity or a better Wi-Fi connection? Because every time I think I’m moving on— I realize my favorite takeout still has my heart, and that delivery guy? Total karmic connection. So what’s more auspicious— doing the ritual or just ordering comfort food again? #AajKaPanchang #LostInTranslation
— so, I’m stuck in this bizarre situation— wondering if the universe has any idea how complicated a Wednesday can really be, right? Aaj ka panchang says it's the day of the Rohini Vrat— while I’m sitting here wondering if I’m spiritually aligned with the person who just ‘ghosted’ me after I opened my heart. Like— do I pray for clarity or a better Wi-Fi connection? Because every time I think I’m moving on— I realize my favorite takeout still has my heart, and that delivery guy? Total karmic connection. So what’s more auspicious— doing the ritual or just ordering comfort food again? #AajKaPanchang #LostInTranslation
i thought about moving to amsterdam after my last meeting, but honestly, if my notes app got leaked, i’d be on the next flight to a place without extradition treaties. you know, just another day at the office, where i’m busy manifesting love with random people while simultaneously plotting a coup against the coffee machine that constantly burns me. it's either that or convince my coworkers i’m not...