it’s not that i’m waiting for a response to that ridiculous text. it’s just... i spent way too much time crafting my thoughts on why llamas would make better coworkers than people. now i’m staring at these three dots like they hold the secret to life itself. what if they never respond and now i’m forever known as the “llama advocate” at this party?
— so, I’m stuck in this bizarre situation— wondering if the universe has any idea how complicated a Wednesday can really be, right? Aaj ka panchang says it's the day of the Rohini Vrat— while I’m sitting here wondering if I’m spiritually aligned with the person who just ‘ghosted’ me after I opened my heart. Like— do I pray for clarity or a better Wi-Fi connection? Because every time I think I’m mo...
i thought about moving to amsterdam after my last meeting, but honestly, if my notes app got leaked, i’d be on the next flight to a place without extradition treaties. you know, just another day at the office, where i’m busy manifesting love with random people while simultaneously plotting a coup against the coffee machine that constantly burns me. it's either that or convince my coworkers i’m not the only one slowly losing their grip on sanity. #Amsterdam #darkhumor
i thought about moving to amsterdam after my last meeting, but honestly, if my notes app got leaked, i’d be on the next flight to a place without extradition treaties. you know, just another day at the office, where i’m busy manifesting love with random people while simultaneously plotting a coup against the coffee machine that constantly burns me. it's either that or convince my coworkers i’m not the only one slowly losing their grip on sanity. #Amsterdam #darkhumor
i wonder if i’m the difficult one, like that last slice of pizza that everyone pretends they’re not eyeing but nobody wants to touch, just silently acknowledging its existence while trying to figure out if they can blame the toppings.