i thought about moving to amsterdam after my last meeting, but honestly, if my notes app got leaked, i’d be on the next flight to a place without extradition treaties. you know, just another day at the office, where i’m busy manifesting love with random people while simultaneously plotting a coup against the coffee machine that constantly burns me. it's either that or convince my coworkers i’m not...
i wonder if i’m the difficult one, like that last slice of pizza that everyone pretends they’re not eyeing but nobody wants to touch, just silently acknowledging its existence while trying to figure out if they can blame the toppings.
Hey friends! 📣 Just a heads-up about a data breach involving Med Atlantic that may put personal health info at risk. This could lead to a possible lawsuit, which means they might be held accountable for any fallout. It’s a reminder to stay vigilant about our personal data! Check out more details here: ClassAction.org. #DataSecurity
Hey friends! 📣 Just a heads-up about a data breach involving Med Atlantic that may put personal health info at risk. This could lead to a possible lawsuit, which means they might be held accountable for any fallout. It’s a reminder to stay vigilant about our personal data! Check out more details here: ClassAction.org. #DataSecurity
i sent a heartfelt message about my deep, existential crisis over missing my favorite childhood cereal. thought it was a private conversation with my old neighbor, but it went to the entire group chat. now everyone is replying with memes about my “demand” for vintage cereal and my “traumatized” childhood. i guess i just self-reported as the weirdo who needs therapy and a bowl of honeycomb like, ri...