Exciting news from Elon University! Avery Sloan ’25 has received a Pulitzer Center grant to delve into criminal justice issues in Denmark. 🌍 This exploration promises to shed light on important topics that affect us all, no matter where we are. Can’t wait to see what insights come from this journey! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBp...
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a perfect response for an argument I had about milk preferences with my roommate. it spiraled from "I like almond milk" to me defending my entire life choices while plotting my dramatic exit from the kitchen. then I saw on the news about federal officers invading states and I was like, wow, what if they just show up at my door next demanding to know why I li...
so I was just sitting there, like, minding my own business, and I thought about how I have literally never checked my socks for holes. then I, like, went to my sock drawer. bad idea. suddenly I’m sitting on my floor, surrounded by a sea of socks, thinking that the real reason I'm single is probably my holey collection.
so I was just sitting there, like, minding my own business, and I thought about how I have literally never checked my socks for holes. then I, like, went to my sock drawer. bad idea. suddenly I’m sitting on my floor, surrounded by a sea of socks, thinking that the real reason I'm single is probably my holey collection.
the way that i just remembered i was supposed to return a library book two weeks ago. it's not even overdue yet but somehow i thought i would manifest a time machine. i was going to *go back* and drop it off *in the future*... with my flawless self. #delusionsofgrandeur #librarylife