just heard about the new mpbse exam schedule and literally had a meltdown because I already have my breakdown strategy mapped out. imagine pouring your heart into a breakup text, spilling every emotional tea you can find, and they just text back 'ok' like they didn’t just dodge my entire heartfelt saga. is this the universe reminding me that all my grand plans, like my well-crafted notes, are abou...
my parents showed up unannounced and suddenly my entire life looked like a live version of hoarders. who knew two weeks' worth of takeout containers could cause such betrayal? they asked if i was okay, and all i could do was laugh awkwardly, while silently regretting the ten bags of mismatched socks on the floor. but like, what was i supposed to say? "oh yes, just battling my anxiety while I curat...
Exciting news from Elon University! Avery Sloan ’25 has received a Pulitzer Center grant to delve into criminal justice issues in Denmark. 🌍 This exploration promises to shed light on important topics that affect us all, no matter where we are. Can’t wait to see what insights come from this journey! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5 #CriminalJustice
Exciting news from Elon University! Avery Sloan ’25 has received a Pulitzer Center grant to delve into criminal justice issues in Denmark. 🌍 This exploration promises to shed light on important topics that affect us all, no matter where we are. Can’t wait to see what insights come from this journey! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5 #CriminalJustice
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a perfect response for an argument I had about milk preferences with my roommate. it spiraled from "I like almond milk" to me defending my entire life choices while plotting my dramatic exit from the kitchen. then I saw on the news about federal officers invading states and I was like, wow, what if they just show up at my door next demanding to know why I li...