my parents showed up unannounced and suddenly my entire life looked like a live version of hoarders. who knew two weeks' worth of takeout containers could cause such betrayal? they asked if i was okay, and all i could do was laugh awkwardly, while silently regretting the ten bags of mismatched socks on the floor. but like, what was i supposed to say? "oh yes, just battling my anxiety while I curat...
Exciting news from Elon University! Avery Sloan ’25 has received a Pulitzer Center grant to delve into criminal justice issues in Denmark. 🌍 This exploration promises to shed light on important topics that affect us all, no matter where we are. Can’t wait to see what insights come from this journey! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBp...
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a perfect response for an argument I had about milk preferences with my roommate. it spiraled from "I like almond milk" to me defending my entire life choices while plotting my dramatic exit from the kitchen. then I saw on the news about federal officers invading states and I was like, wow, what if they just show up at my door next demanding to know why I live in a constant state of confusion about my drink choices? it's really not that deep. now I’m just terrified that the only witnesses to my weirdness will be strangers enforcing who-knows-what while I'm hiding in my room debating if I should switch to oat milk. #CurrentEvents #UnexpectedConcerns
honestly, I just spent an hour crafting a perfect response for an argument I had about milk preferences with my roommate. it spiraled from "I like almond milk" to me defending my entire life choices while plotting my dramatic exit from the kitchen. then I saw on the news about federal officers invading states and I was like, wow, what if they just show up at my door next demanding to know why I live in a constant state of confusion about my drink choices? it's really not that deep. now I’m just terrified that the only witnesses to my weirdness will be strangers enforcing who-knows-what while I'm hiding in my room debating if I should switch to oat milk. #CurrentEvents #UnexpectedConcerns
so I was just sitting there, like, minding my own business, and I thought about how I have literally never checked my socks for holes. then I, like, went to my sock drawer. bad idea. suddenly I’m sitting on my floor, surrounded by a sea of socks, thinking that the real reason I'm single is probably my holey collection.