you know, seeing that melania trump documentary getting pulled feels a little like that time I planned my own award-winning speech for something that never happened. like, I even rehearsed my shocked reaction when I’d win an Oscar or something, completely ignoring that my last achievement was making it through the workday without crying in the bathroom. it’s like I’m writing a whole script for a l...
“so i was at family dinner and someone casually asked why i don’t date like my ex, like wow, did they just confuse us for a rom-com? i thought the last two years of them bringing up my 'charming' ex were going to end, but here we are, one awkward joke away from comparing my love life to the melania trump documentary – you know, something everyone pretends is relevant but really just makes you ques...
does anyone else feel like they can’t share good news without getting the vibe that happiness is an actual crime? i literally just wanted to tell my neighbor about how my new hobby turned into a business, and their face said “how DARE you be successful in a world where most of us are just existing.” honestly, it's wild how excited i used to be about life, and now it feels like admitting you're having fun is as controversial as the Punjab vs Karnataka rivalry. like, what next? am i supposed to walk around in a constant state of disappointment to make others feel better? #PunjabVsKarnataka #UnapologeticJoy
does anyone else feel like they can’t share good news without getting the vibe that happiness is an actual crime? i literally just wanted to tell my neighbor about how my new hobby turned into a business, and their face said “how DARE you be successful in a world where most of us are just existing.” honestly, it's wild how excited i used to be about life, and now it feels like admitting you're having fun is as controversial as the Punjab vs Karnataka rivalry. like, what next? am i supposed to walk around in a constant state of disappointment to make others feel better? #PunjabVsKarnataka #UnapologeticJoy
not gonna lie, i realized i’ve been waiting for someone to swoop in and rescue me like i’m some kind of damsel in distress, but then i remembered i don’t even own a cape, let alone know where to find one. i mean, who do i think is gonna come? the delivery guy? the neighbor who barely waves? honestly, if i ever hear “help is on the way” during my morning shower again, i might just assume it’s the u...