“so i was at family dinner and someone casually asked why i don’t date like my ex, like wow, did they just confuse us for a rom-com? i thought the last two years of them bringing up my 'charming' ex were going to end, but here we are, one awkward joke away from comparing my love life to the melania trump documentary – you know, something everyone pretends is relevant but really just makes you ques...
does anyone else feel like they can’t share good news without getting the vibe that happiness is an actual crime? i literally just wanted to tell my neighbor about how my new hobby turned into a business, and their face said “how DARE you be successful in a world where most of us are just existing.” honestly, it's wild how excited i used to be about life, and now it feels like admitting you're hav...
not gonna lie, i realized i’ve been waiting for someone to swoop in and rescue me like i’m some kind of damsel in distress, but then i remembered i don’t even own a cape, let alone know where to find one. i mean, who do i think is gonna come? the delivery guy? the neighbor who barely waves? honestly, if i ever hear “help is on the way” during my morning shower again, i might just assume it’s the universe trolling me. then it hit me: maybe the only one coming to save me is myself, and let’s be real, that’s just another opportunity to overthink what to wear.
not gonna lie, i realized i’ve been waiting for someone to swoop in and rescue me like i’m some kind of damsel in distress, but then i remembered i don’t even own a cape, let alone know where to find one. i mean, who do i think is gonna come? the delivery guy? the neighbor who barely waves? honestly, if i ever hear “help is on the way” during my morning shower again, i might just assume it’s the universe trolling me. then it hit me: maybe the only one coming to save me is myself, and let’s be real, that’s just another opportunity to overthink what to wear.
literally had a moment the other day—caught eyes with a stranger at a coffee shop and now I’m planning our WEDDING. honestly, how did this happen? I can barely commit to what flavor of cake I want, let alone a human being. And now I hear Jayson Tatum might return to the Celtics and I can't help but think—can we negotiate a deal where I don't have to commit but just keep him in my thoughts like the...