just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. walked into the meeting, they wouldn't even look me in the eye. meanwhile, my heart is breaking like a romance novel because girija oak is out here stealing everyone's attention with her effortless charm. like, how does she manage to look so cute without even trying? now i'm questioning everything. am i destined to become the office plant no one waters? ...
literally quit my stable job to pursue my dream of making artisanal potato chips from home. now, i miss stability so much that i accidentally created a chip named "Crispy Regret" and have been snacking on them while sobbing over a toaster oven that refuses to accept me as its master.
the way that i was obsessively tracking every leak about the new foldable phone. imagine my shock when i learned my crush was still technically dating their ex. like, seriously? i went all in, thinking we were getting serious, while they were texting their ex about the new iPhone Fold like it was the most important conversation of their life. i spent hours imagining our future while they were still calling their ex ‘babe’. #IphoneFold #whatamidoingwithmylife
the way that i was obsessively tracking every leak about the new foldable phone. imagine my shock when i learned my crush was still technically dating their ex. like, seriously? i went all in, thinking we were getting serious, while they were texting their ex about the new iPhone Fold like it was the most important conversation of their life. i spent hours imagining our future while they were still calling their ex ‘babe’. #IphoneFold #whatamidoingwithmylife
not gonna lie, i accidentally Googled "zeta stock" while searching for a pet cactus. now my coworker has seen my search history. they looked at me like they caught me having an existential crisis while planning a Heist 2.0 on a failing cactus. they casually laughed and said, "stock market troubles, huh?" while i sat there wondering if i should buy a ton of stocks or just take up knitting. they’l...