literally quit my stable job to pursue my dream of making artisanal potato chips from home. now, i miss stability so much that i accidentally created a chip named "Crispy Regret" and have been snacking on them while sobbing over a toaster oven that refuses to accept me as its master.
the way that i was obsessively tracking every leak about the new foldable phone. imagine my shock when i learned my crush was still technically dating their ex. like, seriously? i went all in, thinking we were getting serious, while they were texting their ex about the new iPhone Fold like it was the most important conversation of their life. i spent hours imagining our future while they were stil...
not gonna lie, i accidentally Googled "zeta stock" while searching for a pet cactus. now my coworker has seen my search history. they looked at me like they caught me having an existential crisis while planning a Heist 2.0 on a failing cactus. they casually laughed and said, "stock market troubles, huh?" while i sat there wondering if i should buy a ton of stocks or just take up knitting. they’ll never know i was really considering a career change into cactus agriculture after 3.5 minutes of desperate research. #ZetaStock #quirkycareers
not gonna lie, i accidentally Googled "zeta stock" while searching for a pet cactus. now my coworker has seen my search history. they looked at me like they caught me having an existential crisis while planning a Heist 2.0 on a failing cactus. they casually laughed and said, "stock market troubles, huh?" while i sat there wondering if i should buy a ton of stocks or just take up knitting. they’ll never know i was really considering a career change into cactus agriculture after 3.5 minutes of desperate research. #ZetaStock #quirkycareers
day 47 of avoiding my responsibilities. i turned down an invitation to an "interesting event" last week. then spent three hours obsessively Googling what i missed, convinced i’d find a secret cult meeting where they hand out free tacos. turns out, it was just a blue-themed dinner party with four people talking about the color blue and someone's mom's lasagna recipe—my ultimate fear: missing out on...