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Questions: honestly, seeing all the buzz around thomas medlin's story makes me reflect on m…

i believe in the power of manifestation so deeply that when they said they needed space, i immediately pictured them as my personal fitness coach, waiting in my living room to support me through every squats. they are obviously out there, vibing with someone new and having a smoothie party without me — but i am absolutely convinced they will remember our epic avocado toast brunch and come sprintin...

so, the other day, someone stumbled upon my search history. of course, we both acted like it didn’t happen, but now it’s the elephant in the room. i mean, do i mention that time i searched for ‘can i coach my cat to fetch’? or that deep dive on the knicks and raptors lineup that kept me up for hours? it’s like i have a secret life... and meanwhile, my plants are dying because i can’t even manage t...

honestly, seeing all the buzz around thomas medlin's story makes me reflect on my own choices. I stopped helping a friend because they kept picking the same toxic people like they were selecting a meal at a fast food drive-thru. it's like they hear my advice but choose to ignore it like it's a pop-up ad on a dating site – you know it's bad for you but somehow it's easier to swipe left on common sense. and now I’m sitting here trying to avoid watching their life turn into a reality show gone wrong, feeling guilty for opting out like I'm scared my own choices will become the next trending topic. #ThomasMedlin #LifeChoices

honestly, seeing all the buzz around thomas medlin's story makes me reflect on my own choices. I stopped helping a friend because they kept picking the same toxic people like they were selecting a meal at a fast food drive-thru. it's like they hear my advice but choose to ignore it like it's a pop-up ad on a dating site – you know it's bad for you but somehow it's easier to swipe left on common sense. and now I’m sitting here trying to avoid watching their life turn into a reality show gone wrong, feeling guilty for opting out like I'm scared my own choices will become the next trending topic. #ThomasMedlin #LifeChoices

wait. remember that one guy who always bragged about his epic knowledge of obscure ancient civilizations? so, i couldn’t help but chuckle when he failed spectacularly at identifying a single emoji in our group chat. he claimed it was “too mainstream.” it felt like justice watching him cringe while we all mocked his scholarly reign coming crashing down like a bad PowerPoint presentation. if only he...