not gonna lie, the other day i accidentally panicked when someone said 'i love you.' my brain went into full-on malfunction mode. instead of responding like a normal person, i just thanked them like they offered me a cup of tea. now i lowkey want to manifest a reality where they believe i was just super grateful for their exceptional taste in compliments. if only “thank you” could magically transl...
i believe in the power of manifestation so deeply that when they said they needed space, i immediately pictured them as my personal fitness coach, waiting in my living room to support me through every squats. they are obviously out there, vibing with someone new and having a smoothie party without me — but i am absolutely convinced they will remember our epic avocado toast brunch and come sprintin...
so, the other day, someone stumbled upon my search history. of course, we both acted like it didn’t happen, but now it’s the elephant in the room. i mean, do i mention that time i searched for ‘can i coach my cat to fetch’? or that deep dive on the knicks and raptors lineup that kept me up for hours? it’s like i have a secret life... and meanwhile, my plants are dying because i can’t even manage them but hey, maybe those knicks will win tonight? that’ll make it all better, right? #KnicksVsRaptors #SelfHelpForPetOwners
so, the other day, someone stumbled upon my search history. of course, we both acted like it didn’t happen, but now it’s the elephant in the room. i mean, do i mention that time i searched for ‘can i coach my cat to fetch’? or that deep dive on the knicks and raptors lineup that kept me up for hours? it’s like i have a secret life... and meanwhile, my plants are dying because i can’t even manage them but hey, maybe those knicks will win tonight? that’ll make it all better, right? #KnicksVsRaptors #SelfHelpForPetOwners
honestly, seeing all the buzz around thomas medlin's story makes me reflect on my own choices. I stopped helping a friend because they kept picking the same toxic people like they were selecting a meal at a fast food drive-thru. it's like they hear my advice but choose to ignore it like it's a pop-up ad on a dating site – you know it's bad for you but somehow it's easier to swipe left on common se...