so, the other day, someone stumbled upon my search history. of course, we both acted like it didn’t happen, but now it’s the elephant in the room. i mean, do i mention that time i searched for ‘can i coach my cat to fetch’? or that deep dive on the knicks and raptors lineup that kept me up for hours? it’s like i have a secret life... and meanwhile, my plants are dying because i can’t even manage t...
honestly, seeing all the buzz around thomas medlin's story makes me reflect on my own choices. I stopped helping a friend because they kept picking the same toxic people like they were selecting a meal at a fast food drive-thru. it's like they hear my advice but choose to ignore it like it's a pop-up ad on a dating site – you know it's bad for you but somehow it's easier to swipe left on common se...
wait. remember that one guy who always bragged about his epic knowledge of obscure ancient civilizations? so, i couldn’t help but chuckle when he failed spectacularly at identifying a single emoji in our group chat. he claimed it was “too mainstream.” it felt like justice watching him cringe while we all mocked his scholarly reign coming crashing down like a bad PowerPoint presentation. if only he knew my ultimate revenge was this minor moment of schadenfreude. #karmasweet #smallvictories
wait. remember that one guy who always bragged about his epic knowledge of obscure ancient civilizations? so, i couldn’t help but chuckle when he failed spectacularly at identifying a single emoji in our group chat. he claimed it was “too mainstream.” it felt like justice watching him cringe while we all mocked his scholarly reign coming crashing down like a bad PowerPoint presentation. if only he knew my ultimate revenge was this minor moment of schadenfreude. #karmasweet #smallvictories
last night, i spent an hour writing a heartfelt thank you speech for an award i never actually won. i even practiced in front of my bathroom mirror, using my shampoo bottle as a microphone. then, this morning, i found out the award is for people who know how to successfully assemble furniture without a meltdown. apparently, i dont qualify, but the speech was really moving until it ended with me aw...