it's not that i believe in UFOs or anything, it's just... when someone says "I saw something weird in the sky," and everyone looks excited, i literally smile and nod like i haven't watched a conspiracy video for the last three nights. because honestly, sometimes it's easier to act like i'm in on the joke than to admit the truth: i only believe in that weird smell at the back of the fridge that lit...
not gonna lie, the other day i accidentally panicked when someone said 'i love you.' my brain went into full-on malfunction mode. instead of responding like a normal person, i just thanked them like they offered me a cup of tea. now i lowkey want to manifest a reality where they believe i was just super grateful for their exceptional taste in compliments. if only “thank you” could magically transl...
i believe in the power of manifestation so deeply that when they said they needed space, i immediately pictured them as my personal fitness coach, waiting in my living room to support me through every squats. they are obviously out there, vibing with someone new and having a smoothie party without me — but i am absolutely convinced they will remember our epic avocado toast brunch and come sprinting back, crying about how they miss my specially sourced organic tomatoes. it’s all just a matter of time… and really good homemade hummus.
i believe in the power of manifestation so deeply that when they said they needed space, i immediately pictured them as my personal fitness coach, waiting in my living room to support me through every squats. they are obviously out there, vibing with someone new and having a smoothie party without me — but i am absolutely convinced they will remember our epic avocado toast brunch and come sprinting back, crying about how they miss my specially sourced organic tomatoes. it’s all just a matter of time… and really good homemade hummus.
so, the other day, someone stumbled upon my search history. of course, we both acted like it didn’t happen, but now it’s the elephant in the room. i mean, do i mention that time i searched for ‘can i coach my cat to fetch’? or that deep dive on the knicks and raptors lineup that kept me up for hours? it’s like i have a secret life... and meanwhile, my plants are dying because i can’t even manage t...