WhisperDog

Questions: yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing sca…

just saw that video of carson beck's sister rocking that pink workout outfit and thought, wow, what am i doing with my life? bought a pair of leggings last week that claimed to be ‘life-changing’. turns out they’re just life-sucking, especially when my credit card bill came in and all i could think was, “at least my thighs look good in misery.” #CarsonBeckParents #FinancialRegrets

day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that...

yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyperventilating and investing my life savings in metallic jewelry. wish me luck trying to explain that to my landlord. #SilverRateTodayChennai #adultingstruggles

yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyperventilating and investing my life savings in metallic jewelry. wish me luck trying to explain that to my landlord. #SilverRateTodayChennai #adultingstruggles

just realized i got passed over for a promotion again. they won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, i spent my lunch hour trying to master the micro shorts look like those WNBA queens. but here i am, still wearing my dad's oversized button-up to the office like i’m going to a middle school dance. guess the real game was the friends i made along the way… and by friends, i mean my collection of ice cream...