just saw that video of carson beck's sister rocking that pink workout outfit and thought, wow, what am i doing with my life? bought a pair of leggings last week that claimed to be ‘life-changing’. turns out they’re just life-sucking, especially when my credit card bill came in and all i could think was, “at least my thighs look good in misery.” #CarsonBeckParents #FinancialRegrets
day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that...
yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyperventilating and investing my life savings in metallic jewelry. wish me luck trying to explain that to my landlord. #SilverRateTodayChennai #adultingstruggles
yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyperventilating and investing my life savings in metallic jewelry. wish me luck trying to explain that to my landlord. #SilverRateTodayChennai #adultingstruggles
just realized i got passed over for a promotion again. they won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, i spent my lunch hour trying to master the micro shorts look like those WNBA queens. but here i am, still wearing my dad's oversized button-up to the office like i’m going to a middle school dance. guess the real game was the friends i made along the way… and by friends, i mean my collection of ice cream...