it’s not that i regret my choices. it’s just... i stood outside the mahakaleshwar temple once, praying for a SIGN while my friends went in to seek blessings. all i got was a pigeon that decided my hair was its next nest. no miracle, just a weird headache and a bad haircut. meanwhile, kuldeep and virat are out here charming deities before their games. do i need to visit a temple to level up in life...
just saw that video of carson beck's sister rocking that pink workout outfit and thought, wow, what am i doing with my life? bought a pair of leggings last week that claimed to be ‘life-changing’. turns out they’re just life-sucking, especially when my credit card bill came in and all i could think was, “at least my thighs look good in misery.” #CarsonBeckParents #FinancialRegrets
day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that speech in ten years, holding onto my dreams like they are tax forms that will never get filed. #Budget2026Date #cringe
day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that speech in ten years, holding onto my dreams like they are tax forms that will never get filed. #Budget2026Date #cringe
yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyper...