day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that...
yooo, just checked my screen time report and it was literally the only thing scarier than my dating life. I thought I was scrolling for entertainment but turns out, I was just trying to avoid the fact that I need to come up with a funeral outfit for my future funeral… which will definitely be caused by a major freakout over these SILVER rates. like, I was one more push notification away from hyper...
just realized i got passed over for a promotion again. they won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, i spent my lunch hour trying to master the micro shorts look like those WNBA queens. but here i am, still wearing my dad's oversized button-up to the office like i’m going to a middle school dance. guess the real game was the friends i made along the way… and by friends, i mean my collection of ice cream containers in the freezer. #Wnba #unrealisticexpectations
just realized i got passed over for a promotion again. they won’t even tell me why. meanwhile, i spent my lunch hour trying to master the micro shorts look like those WNBA queens. but here i am, still wearing my dad's oversized button-up to the office like i’m going to a middle school dance. guess the real game was the friends i made along the way… and by friends, i mean my collection of ice cream containers in the freezer. #Wnba #unrealisticexpectations
not gonna lie, my boss said “we're like family here” right before announcing no raises this year. then i remembered my actual family doesn’t even invite me to holidays. like, am i supposed to be grateful for this toxic work environment? also, why am i obsessing over draymond green’s injury like it somehow affects my chances of finally getting a raise? maybe i should start manifesting my way into t...