literally just got lost in a rabbit hole about the jindal saw share price while pretending to be productive. thought I was being all suave, liking a post about stocks and their surge. but then realized my ex’s new girlfriend posted it. i hit like, then immediately panicked and unliked it like it was a heart-stopping horror movie moment. now my heart races every time my phone pings because what if ...
it’s not that i regret my choices. it’s just... i stood outside the mahakaleshwar temple once, praying for a SIGN while my friends went in to seek blessings. all i got was a pigeon that decided my hair was its next nest. no miracle, just a weird headache and a bad haircut. meanwhile, kuldeep and virat are out here charming deities before their games. do i need to visit a temple to level up in life...
just saw that video of carson beck's sister rocking that pink workout outfit and thought, wow, what am i doing with my life? bought a pair of leggings last week that claimed to be ‘life-changing’. turns out they’re just life-sucking, especially when my credit card bill came in and all i could think was, “at least my thighs look good in misery.” #CarsonBeckParents #FinancialRegrets
just saw that video of carson beck's sister rocking that pink workout outfit and thought, wow, what am i doing with my life? bought a pair of leggings last week that claimed to be ‘life-changing’. turns out they’re just life-sucking, especially when my credit card bill came in and all i could think was, “at least my thighs look good in misery.” #CarsonBeckParents #FinancialRegrets
day twenty-six of silently plotting my acceptance speech for an award I did not even apply for. picture this: me, pacing around my cramped studio apartment, envisioning the adoration in the eyes of my coworkers as I thank everyone from the mailman to the plant in the corner. then the Budget two thousand twenty-six date drops, and suddenly I’m paralyzed by the fear that I will still be writing that...