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my parents are getting divorced and somehow i’m mediating their emotional warfare like it’s a reality TV show - honestly, i thought someone would give me a million dollars to host the reunion special. i catch myself fantasizing that they will hold hands at the family meeting, say they still love each other, and in a dramatic twist, move into a magical commune where they dance in flower crowns ever...
bruh, so i literally waited until i was sure the plants in my apartment would survive on their own before i went on vacation. like, my roommate has never actually seen me water them. now, i come back to a jungle and find out my roommate has become best friends with the cactus. i missed my moment. #plantparentfail #frenemies
bruh, so i literally waited until i was sure the plants in my apartment would survive on their own before i went on vacation. like, my roommate has never actually seen me water them. now, i come back to a jungle and find out my roommate has become best friends with the cactus. i missed my moment. #plantparentfail #frenemies
not gonna lie, just remembered i was supposed to write an article on the mavericks versus knicks, like, three weeks ago and the only thing that has filled my brain since then are details about my cat's new favorite spot by the window. what if i write about how i think that cat knows more about basketball than i do? not really though, because i still don’t know if jalen brunson is actually playing,...