wait, so i used to think 30 was like, ancient, and now it's creeping up on me faster than i can avoid the fact that i just stared at a microwave for 10 minutes, trying to remember what i was supposed to heat up... it's giving major charlie sheen vibes—like, "who’s still invited to the party?" i just Googled “how to cope with adult responsibilities” and accidentally clicked a link that looked like ...
so like, you remember that time my sibling borrowed money for their "temporary" broken goldfish tank and literally still hasn't paid me back? it's been TWO YEARS, and they're out here talking about how they need new shoes for work. meanwhile, their fish are swimming in a literal kiddie pool. i mean, it’s not like i want to drown in debt here because my goldfish is still living rent-free. like, sen...
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for my project—like, I didn’t know you could just claim ideas like you're swiping snacks from a buffet. but here we are, them glowing at the weekly meeting while I’m in the corner trying not to spiral—meanwhile my desk plant is judging me for not “putting myself out there.” i swear, next time I’m just gonna print a giant "this was MY idea" sign on my forehead and hope that somehow makes it to HR. #corporateespionage #stillnotoverit
yooo, just found out my coworker took credit for my project—like, I didn’t know you could just claim ideas like you're swiping snacks from a buffet. but here we are, them glowing at the weekly meeting while I’m in the corner trying not to spiral—meanwhile my desk plant is judging me for not “putting myself out there.” i swear, next time I’m just gonna print a giant "this was MY idea" sign on my forehead and hope that somehow makes it to HR. #corporateespionage #stillnotoverit
the way that i just saw bryan adams trending and immediately thought, "wow, if only my job were as stable as his career," right after finding out my position was posted online like an expired coupon… no, because i had to dig through linkedin and now i know they’re interviewing someone for my job next week while i'm still reeling from last week's office birthday cake disaster... like, am i gonna se...