caught feelings for someone who literally said they don't do relationships—like, okay, but tell me why my brain is throwing elaborate revenge fantasies at them while I'm just trying to cook spaghetti for one. also, it's Law Enforcement Appreciation Day 2026, and I have to decide if I should report my heart for being an idiot. #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay2 #CrushConfessions
literally just realized my rent is due in three days and my paycheck doesn’t hit for another three. this is the moment i truly understand the meaning of “living paycheck to paycheck.” now i’m over here considering returning my gym membership because clearly lifting weights does not pay the bills. guess my only workout this week will be dodging my landlord.
the way that holiday dinner turned into an intervention about my life choices. i was just there to eat the mashed potatoes, not hear about how my relationship with my cat is concerning. and then i got hit with “have you thought about the mpesb exam?” like this is all i need to work towards while also managing a highly dysfunctional love life with my pet. can you believe i am basically being peer-pressured to achieve career goals by my family while i have not even finished my breakfast? #Mpesb #helpme
the way that holiday dinner turned into an intervention about my life choices. i was just there to eat the mashed potatoes, not hear about how my relationship with my cat is concerning. and then i got hit with “have you thought about the mpesb exam?” like this is all i need to work towards while also managing a highly dysfunctional love life with my pet. can you believe i am basically being peer-pressured to achieve career goals by my family while i have not even finished my breakfast? #Mpesb #helpme
Hey friends, just a heads-up! A data breach at a Texas gas station firm has affected around 377,000 people. If you've ever filled up at one of their stations, it's a good time to check your accounts and stay vigilant. Remember, it’s always smart to keep an eye on your personal info! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijwFBVV95cUxQWnZ3di04VVQyMklkSVh2SDlLRF9lVHhycWk0Y29lMHB5...