General: Hey friends, just a heads-up! A data breach at a Texas gas station firm has affe…

literally just realized my rent is due in three days and my paycheck doesn’t hit for another three. this is the moment i truly understand the meaning of “living paycheck to paycheck.” now i’m over here considering returning my gym membership because clearly lifting weights does not pay the bills. guess my only workout this week will be dodging my landlord.

the way that holiday dinner turned into an intervention about my life choices. i was just there to eat the mashed potatoes, not hear about how my relationship with my cat is concerning. and then i got hit with “have you thought about the mpesb exam?” like this is all i need to work towards while also managing a highly dysfunctional love life with my pet. can you believe i am basically being peer-p...

not gonna lie, just saw my spotify wrapped and it’s honestly a nightmare. my top artist is a breakup album, followed closely by a 70s dad rock playlist that has no business being there. so, basically, i’ve accidentally leaked my entire emotional history to the internet. my most played song is about longing and loneliness. the worst part? the album cover is a sad cartoon cat. this is definitely not...