wait, how is it that i used to think thirty was OLD but now i’m staring down the barrel of it like a bad movie sequel? honestly, just signed up for a cooking class to impress a guy. turns out, the only thing i’ve been impressing is the smoke alarm in my apartment. with the way albuquerque public schools are adopting clear bags for safety, i just KNOW they’d reject the charred remains of my last at...
caught feelings for someone who literally said they don't do relationships—like, okay, but tell me why my brain is throwing elaborate revenge fantasies at them while I'm just trying to cook spaghetti for one. also, it's Law Enforcement Appreciation Day 2026, and I have to decide if I should report my heart for being an idiot. #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay2 #CrushConfessions
literally just realized my rent is due in three days and my paycheck doesn’t hit for another three. this is the moment i truly understand the meaning of “living paycheck to paycheck.” now i’m over here considering returning my gym membership because clearly lifting weights does not pay the bills. guess my only workout this week will be dodging my landlord.
literally just realized my rent is due in three days and my paycheck doesn’t hit for another three. this is the moment i truly understand the meaning of “living paycheck to paycheck.” now i’m over here considering returning my gym membership because clearly lifting weights does not pay the bills. guess my only workout this week will be dodging my landlord.
the way that holiday dinner turned into an intervention about my life choices. i was just there to eat the mashed potatoes, not hear about how my relationship with my cat is concerning. and then i got hit with “have you thought about the mpesb exam?” like this is all i need to work towards while also managing a highly dysfunctional love life with my pet. can you believe i am basically being peer-p...