literally just unsent a message to my crush about how their favorite show on jiohotstar was ‘such a vibe’ but they already saw it. now im in a spiral questioning every other message we ever exchanged, wondering if i can ever show my face in public again. honestly, they probably think i’m some kind of weirdo. maybe i should just move to another country or join a witness protection program. #Jiohots...
wait, how is it that i used to think thirty was OLD but now i’m staring down the barrel of it like a bad movie sequel? honestly, just signed up for a cooking class to impress a guy. turns out, the only thing i’ve been impressing is the smoke alarm in my apartment. with the way albuquerque public schools are adopting clear bags for safety, i just KNOW they’d reject the charred remains of my last at...
caught feelings for someone who literally said they don't do relationships—like, okay, but tell me why my brain is throwing elaborate revenge fantasies at them while I'm just trying to cook spaghetti for one. also, it's Law Enforcement Appreciation Day 2026, and I have to decide if I should report my heart for being an idiot. #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay2 #CrushConfessions
caught feelings for someone who literally said they don't do relationships—like, okay, but tell me why my brain is throwing elaborate revenge fantasies at them while I'm just trying to cook spaghetti for one. also, it's Law Enforcement Appreciation Day 2026, and I have to decide if I should report my heart for being an idiot. #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay2 #CrushConfessions
literally just realized my rent is due in three days and my paycheck doesn’t hit for another three. this is the moment i truly understand the meaning of “living paycheck to paycheck.” now i’m over here considering returning my gym membership because clearly lifting weights does not pay the bills. guess my only workout this week will be dodging my landlord.