day 29 of mourning a relationship that never truly existed. just saw someone i barely knew posting selfies with someone who definitely isn’t me while i sat here comparing life choices to Mitchell Robinson’s free throw percentage. why am i obsessing over a basketball player when i couldn’t even score a single response to my 14 heartfelt texts? time to check the 'waistline of my dreams' versus the w...
just found out about the tuna recall and all i could think was - did my ex really think he was gourmet? because i keep going back to him like he’s the only option on the shelf, but here i am wondering if i might be the one getting poisoned. life is a wild combo of regret and recalled tuna - both are equally hard to digest. #RecalledTuna #dramaticirony
not gonna lie, i just saw that william shatner is involved in some weird debate, and it literally made me think of how my neighbor, who i do not talk to, hasn’t noticed i’ve developed an entire life plan with them as my imaginary partner. like, if shatner can get pulled into drama, why can’t i imagine dinner conversations where my neighbor and i discuss quantum physics while drinking overpriced kombucha? but then, i remembered they don’t even know my name. awkward. now i'm literally standing by the window hoping they will walk by so i can casually drop a plant-based snack in a way that says "hey, we’re practically meant to be." yeah, totally normal, right? #WilliamShatner #totallynotweird
not gonna lie, i just saw that william shatner is involved in some weird debate, and it literally made me think of how my neighbor, who i do not talk to, hasn’t noticed i’ve developed an entire life plan with them as my imaginary partner. like, if shatner can get pulled into drama, why can’t i imagine dinner conversations where my neighbor and i discuss quantum physics while drinking overpriced kombucha? but then, i remembered they don’t even know my name. awkward. now i'm literally standing by the window hoping they will walk by so i can casually drop a plant-based snack in a way that says "hey, we’re practically meant to be." yeah, totally normal, right? #WilliamShatner #totallynotweird
last night, I was obsessively updating my vision board. thought about how Jobe Bellingham is somehow rising in the football world while I got passed over for yet another promotion. just me standing in my living room, pinning magazine clippings of beach houses and thriving plants, but my reality is getting treated like the backup dancer to my coworker’s lead role. what do I do? find the nearest foo...