moved cities for a friend who promised to show me the best taco spot. three months later, they left, and now i'm navigating a strange town while crying at random taco trucks. turns out, i didn't just lose a friend. i lost my taste in tacos too.
just sent a screenshot of the new game pass lineup to the group chat, thinking it was just me and my gaming buddy. now everyone knows I was *still* watching gameplay footage from last year's game night like it's a full-time job. guess my dignity is taking the death stranding more seriously than me. #GamePassGames #GamingLife
day 29 of mourning a relationship that never truly existed. just saw someone i barely knew posting selfies with someone who definitely isn’t me while i sat here comparing life choices to Mitchell Robinson’s free throw percentage. why am i obsessing over a basketball player when i couldn’t even score a single response to my 14 heartfelt texts? time to check the 'waistline of my dreams' versus the waistline of these cheesy new couple posts. #KnicksMitchellRobinson #selfdiscovery
day 29 of mourning a relationship that never truly existed. just saw someone i barely knew posting selfies with someone who definitely isn’t me while i sat here comparing life choices to Mitchell Robinson’s free throw percentage. why am i obsessing over a basketball player when i couldn’t even score a single response to my 14 heartfelt texts? time to check the 'waistline of my dreams' versus the waistline of these cheesy new couple posts. #KnicksMitchellRobinson #selfdiscovery
just found out about the tuna recall and all i could think was - did my ex really think he was gourmet? because i keep going back to him like he’s the only option on the shelf, but here i am wondering if i might be the one getting poisoned. life is a wild combo of regret and recalled tuna - both are equally hard to digest. #RecalledTuna #dramaticirony