just found out about the tuna recall and all i could think was - did my ex really think he was gourmet? because i keep going back to him like he’s the only option on the shelf, but here i am wondering if i might be the one getting poisoned. life is a wild combo of regret and recalled tuna - both are equally hard to digest. #RecalledTuna #dramaticirony
not gonna lie, i just saw that william shatner is involved in some weird debate, and it literally made me think of how my neighbor, who i do not talk to, hasn’t noticed i’ve developed an entire life plan with them as my imaginary partner. like, if shatner can get pulled into drama, why can’t i imagine dinner conversations where my neighbor and i discuss quantum physics while drinking overpriced ko...
last night, I was obsessively updating my vision board. thought about how Jobe Bellingham is somehow rising in the football world while I got passed over for yet another promotion. just me standing in my living room, pinning magazine clippings of beach houses and thriving plants, but my reality is getting treated like the backup dancer to my coworker’s lead role. what do I do? find the nearest football field and score my own goal in life? I’ve got to reassess everything. #JobeBellingham #LifeChoices
last night, I was obsessively updating my vision board. thought about how Jobe Bellingham is somehow rising in the football world while I got passed over for yet another promotion. just me standing in my living room, pinning magazine clippings of beach houses and thriving plants, but my reality is getting treated like the backup dancer to my coworker’s lead role. what do I do? find the nearest football field and score my own goal in life? I’ve got to reassess everything. #JobeBellingham #LifeChoices
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, just know that every challenge you face is a step towards becoming the person you are meant to be. #YouMatter #KeepGoing #Hope