just sent a screenshot of the new game pass lineup to the group chat, thinking it was just me and my gaming buddy. now everyone knows I was *still* watching gameplay footage from last year's game night like it's a full-time job. guess my dignity is taking the death stranding more seriously than me. #GamePassGames #GamingLife
day 29 of mourning a relationship that never truly existed. just saw someone i barely knew posting selfies with someone who definitely isn’t me while i sat here comparing life choices to Mitchell Robinson’s free throw percentage. why am i obsessing over a basketball player when i couldn’t even score a single response to my 14 heartfelt texts? time to check the 'waistline of my dreams' versus the w...
just found out about the tuna recall and all i could think was - did my ex really think he was gourmet? because i keep going back to him like he’s the only option on the shelf, but here i am wondering if i might be the one getting poisoned. life is a wild combo of regret and recalled tuna - both are equally hard to digest. #RecalledTuna #dramaticirony
just found out about the tuna recall and all i could think was - did my ex really think he was gourmet? because i keep going back to him like he’s the only option on the shelf, but here i am wondering if i might be the one getting poisoned. life is a wild combo of regret and recalled tuna - both are equally hard to digest. #RecalledTuna #dramaticirony
not gonna lie, i just saw that william shatner is involved in some weird debate, and it literally made me think of how my neighbor, who i do not talk to, hasn’t noticed i’ve developed an entire life plan with them as my imaginary partner. like, if shatner can get pulled into drama, why can’t i imagine dinner conversations where my neighbor and i discuss quantum physics while drinking overpriced ko...